Colorado man has to choke out a mountain lion to survive. 2019, humans fight mountain lions to the death with their hands. Still. A new fabric has been invented that can tell the temperature and change its weave accordingly. Humans have been spotted changing their weave as well in several urban areas. Old men still telling old men jokes naked in the sauna is still happening. But banging the bathroom door and yelling TURD GIRL! TURD GIRL! at your wife while she poops is brand new. Take notes future innovators out there.